I am crying…

March 3, 2008 at 8:49 am 3 comments

Not sad, but I’m in a pretty unstable laughing state.

When I got home from work, the first thing I saw on the Fiji Village headline page was:

Chaudhry sues Fiji Times for $1 billion

At that point, I couldn’t stop cracking up. I kept saying to myself “$1 billion, thats unpossible!”.

But believe it. If the Chodopu$$ hadn’t screwed Fiji over enough, he seeks to get/extort money off the Fiji Times. He’s not stupid. He knows who owns the Fiji Times and how much money he has.

I don’t think Mr. Murdoch takes kindly to people threatening his media empire. Jesus, some tin pot dictatorship wants in on my cash. Methinks, a war is on.

Chaudhry believe’s his reputation has been damaged so much that $1 billion will repair the damage. It will soothe the wounds and deep hurt it has caused. Pity that everyone he has declared a witch hunt on never got the chance to answer back. Or fight their case to get a $1 billion back.

*Breaks down in a laughing fit. Will be back in 5.

Phew. Thats over.

*Can’t help myself. $1 billion. Thats impossible. No, THIS IS CHODO!

OK I have calmed myself down. Gosh that took a while. The article mentions that the lawsuit will take to task any people who are involved in a conspiracy to damage their client with a view to weaken the interim government. Hey, thats not a crime by any stretch of the imagination. Its not a crime to weaken an illegal government. But regardless I think the Fiji Times did it to expose the tard he is.

They are also going to enquire whether the Fiji Times did their research or probe for the validity of the documents that were presented to them. How much evidence do you need? I’ve seen the documents and my gosh, you don’t need much more than that. Any two-bit investigator would say “You’re screwed son, try again”. The evidence speaks for itself and its damaging. I don’t think you can forge bank details and stuff like that. I know people who get involved in money counterfeiting but not income statement counterfeiting.

Apparently the SDL are involved. No surprises there. Apparently they are the physical incarnation of the devil in the eyes of the Chodopu$$. Too bad he didn’t look in the mirror. Oh right, he can’t. Because whenever he looks at a mirror, it smashes into tiny pieces. If he looks at the tiny pieces, they turn to dust.

Lastly, GP Lala would like to find out whether this attempt to damage Chaudhry is part of a grudge. Personal aninosity as it were.

Here’s a tip: The Fiji Times doesn’t hate you. Everyone does.

The vast majority of Fijians would like to see him hung upside down while been beaten with a pinata stick.


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Dirty ‘Driti’ can’t help himself Just keeps stepping in it

3 Comments Add your own

  • 1. Save the Sheep  |  March 3, 2008 at 11:04 am

    Actually I believe that Chaudhrey owes the Fiji Times the $1bn for enhancing his reputation for what it actually is.

  • 2. sonu  |  March 11, 2008 at 12:57 pm

    I hope Chaudhary wins his defamation case.

  • 3. tardwatchfiji  |  March 12, 2008 at 4:43 am

    Yeah, doesn’t mean you’ll see any of the money you traitor. That’s if he gets any.

    Murdoch ain’t going to fork out $1 billion that easily.

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